been busy this while,

but i will be back, like mas selemat.
i was up to seditious activities to bring down the State.
ISD officers spying everywhere, i was just joking.
and farewell to Thriller, Billie Jeans and Beat It Michael Jackson. i still remembered doing the fake moonwalk during the kindergarden concert.

new dog for Obama.

US’s President Obama finally got himself a dog. Here are some pictures to brighten up your day.

But Barack Obama seemed really slow in getting a dog. Our Government has long gotten themselves dogs. In fact, much of our Government have dogs of their own. Such as the PAP’s favourite kennel Singapore Press Holdings, and the [...]

Civil Servant called his parents and grandparents and his great-grandparents stupid

I read this interesting and funny letter sent to this highly sensible and smart Principal Private Secretary Chee Hong Tat, who actually dismissed the learning of any dialects as stupid. Let me reproduce the full quote as below. Do read the letter. It is really funny.
“It would be stupid for any Singapore agency or NTU [...]

Saved a life? go JB seek treatment mah!

Apparently, heroes are no different from you and I, or the poor elderly and sick Singaporeans.
DUTCH Australian IT executive Filip Lou, 34, was in Singapore for a conference, but ended up saving a life.
He was with his friends and colleagues in front of the Esplanade on Sunday night when ‘a European woman attempting suicide leapt [...]

stop the “niu” year greeting.

seriously for goodness sake, stop calling new year “niu” year.
firstly, its not even witty. just of the same bloody sound.
secondly, it gets really irritating when every tom, dick and harry artiste and MP and minister starts using “niu” year, thinking its damn witty and funny when it definitely isn’t. the only witty thing is your [...]

a long walk

as he trudged the muddy fields
the world goes round
it doesn’t stop for great people
what makes a great statesman
while the other becomes a hated villian
historians say so
and people believe thee
books opened again
history rewritten.
by victors
and losers quietly sigh
and cry for justice
heard only by the winds
so does he become a victor,
or another loser
a thin line divides
and the same [...]